Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Before Marriage

Guy: Honey.Im broke, jobless and do not have a roof over my head.
Gal: Dont worry. I still love you and i love you all the more now for telling the truth.

After Marriage

Guy: Honey. I lied to you. Im rich, have my own company and a big condo
Gal: [speechless and overjoyed]

Well........there is nothing like happy endings and there is nothing called happy ending.Atleast on the job.On my job!!!One lesson ive learnt is to ask for supportings/proof.While the above scenario is good in real life, this could be the reason you lose your virginity coz you can really get screwed!!!

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Life of a Konsultant

Q)Why should somebody hire a consultant??
A)Because he is intelligent enough not to join your company!!!

Courtesy - Scott Adams

That sums up the work of a consultant!!!The job tells you why you didnt/hadnt/shouldnt/wouldnt join a company.

And coming to the definition of work.....I always used to wonder what work was......and reaching deep down inside me, i found that work is a universal concept......the definition in physics pretty much stands true for all work......

"Work is the force acting upon an object to cause displacement". You need to apply force to make people move. This force displaces lots of other things too like hair, hairline, waistline and pretty much everything under the sun.....It is just that force here could be external and internal......and before this post leads me to designing a management framework, i shall get back to much more mundane and important things like work!!!